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Wed, Feb. 24th, 2010, 07:06 pm
offensive_mango: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,587205,00.html

snake head in the green beans

When I saw it was a snake's head
I just threw it down and called my kids
and said I got a snake head in the green beans
everybody said "Oh lord, you got a snake head in the green beans"

I saw big eyes with a mouth open and a tongue coming out
it looked like it was
ready
to
attack.

Vegetables, umm
I don't look at vegetables the same
I never really liked vegetables
but like now I can't even go near vegetables

-Ernestine Jamison

Mon, Aug. 10th, 2009, 10:02 am
offensive_mango: from the spEak You're bRanes website

Who Eerv is in Space


What is the government doing not quick enough for god sake
     this is serious
we need the injections now
and every 1 should have it
regardless of age it should be given to all
     straight away

this should have been tested years ago
why is every one letting them get away with this maybe its
who eerv is in space
wiping us all out that will teach people who eat animals

looks like its pay back time
life for a life maybe
     don’t know

action needs to be now injections need to work and it needs to be given next week to all .

Come on
stop people entering this country now

     and shut schools for 5 months and keep kids in
     not allowing them to spread it to every one else

stop flights

the french have right idea
     oh wyes
but they havent got it
     have they

Sat, Nov. 25th, 2006, 04:15 pm
onlypapermoon: Hi.

I.
If you feel that the things, they come out well,
no, it does not matter
all effort or sacrifice that does.

II.
If there is a lost relation and
it does not find a reason
truly hard

III.
If no relation is lasting and its
sentimental life, it is a nightmare...

IV.
Problem, when it is already had to him,
presented, displayed, another one

V.
If his house, this house, she warms up
with very frequent fights.

VI.
If she thinks to make a decision important,
one feels uncertain.

VII.
Silent fear at night and disturbing to men.

IIX.
He feels different malaises, and medicines
do not give it already,
He may be Spiritual.


List translated from Spanish to English via Babelfish's free online translator.

Mon, Nov. 13th, 2006, 07:08 pm
rebl1969: preschool posey

Another email from the Nephew, aged 4 years, 7.5 months:

konpLex
our car
as we should
dover reqwire.
lane
belots means there's a cup on your head.

Sun, Nov. 12th, 2006, 04:28 pm
offensive_mango: point the telescope



I like the way it's even indented like a poem. (I've lost my original picture, so I'm linking to someone else's on Flickr until I can find mine.)

Sun, Jul. 16th, 2006, 03:11 pm
offensive_mango: guildford homecoming

On behalf of the
On-board staff
Thank you for travelling with
South West Trains

Thu, Aug. 25th, 2005, 11:45 pm
offensive_mango: maurice spoilt his arrival

Here's a second found poem from Renny's Daughter. Maurice is gonna get lots less sex than Eugene if he keeps behaving this way. IMHO.

Thu, Aug. 25th, 2005, 11:30 pm
offensive_mango: bottled up in you

Here's the first of my two attempts at finding poetry in used books a la Altered Books:

Thu, Aug. 25th, 2005, 05:14 pm
mockduck: Yes, well

offensivemango suggested that this was a piece of found poetry. Well, it may be, but it's not the kind I particularly like.






I once sent a paragraph from a geography textbook to the local paper and they printed it in their poetry spot, so, hmm.

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